so my friend wants to be my valentinetine. i told her the following:
so i expect the charriot at six to take me to the opera. there i will recieve champange and strawberry filled chocolate. then u will try to hold me hand. then you will be rejected. then you will give me $4,000,00 as an apology. i will accept the money. we will watch the opera. it will be grand. and then when leaving the opera i expect a private jet waiting for me. then while i eat lobster tail and watch new episodes of the following you will follow under the high class jet in your limo. when the jet lands you will open the limo doors for me and then proceed to drive me to the theater while i relax in the built in hot tub and you drive. once at the theater we will watch warm bodies and you will buy me popcorn and nacho cheese and a dr.pepper without ice. then you will tske me skydiving. you hand me the only parachute and wish me luck as you jump out. then i will parachuet home.
thiswill happen.
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